I don’t fucking believe in fireflies. Living organisms should not be able to PRODUCE LIGHT from their own bodies! Yes, I know you’re thinking about those weird fish that produce light, but I don’t count those. They’re from the depths of the ocean and I don’t believe in anything down there either.

THIS IS NOT NATURAL

Who do fireflies think they are, flaunting their “bioluminescence” around like its normal. That shit is NOT NORMAL. I get that chemical reactions blah blah blah make light, cool. The only time that’s acceptable is in the case of glow sticks. And only because I’m Asian.

I’m not saying they don’t exist, not at all. I’m just saying they SHOULDN’T.

Seriously. WTF Flies is more like it.